WHO: Names Tanning Beds as Top Cause of Cancer

sex on a frying pan
The World Health Organization (WHO) has pronounced Tanning beds as a Top Tier cause of cancer.

But on the bright side, remember that asshole with the spikey hair, who hit on your girlfriend, and knocked into you at the bar? In 20 years or so he’ll be holed up in a hospice sucking on morphine and popping Vics.

Wait… That was a little rough

Today, I shed a tear for Jersey.
poor soul

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2 responses to “WHO: Names Tanning Beds as Top Cause of Cancer

  1. More like Ho-Spice, the long lost Spice Girl brother! Get IT?!?!

  2. terrible

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